The Wise Man (aka Dave) was really helpful and Santa was amazed when the Wise Man told Santa that as he had been quick and got the offer the Ice Princess told him about that he got 60 minutes of telephone support and unlimited email support which he could use for HR or Health & Safety questions. Santa was over the moon, what an excellent service and he was even more delighted when the Wise Man told him that the Bloody Staff vault also contained lots of Health & Safety templates for him to use too. So what did he need to do?elf workshop

The Wise Man told Santa to hold an ‘elf & safety’ meeting and explain to the elves they needed to carry out risk assessments in the workshop on the toys to make sure no one else got a black eye or something worse!

Santa was so pleased that he had spoken to the Wise Man and Ice Princess, they certainly were going to make his life easier. No more worrying about employment law or health and safety. He now had his own experts. He was so glad that he had taken up their special offer but tomorrow was the 16th December and the offer would end. He needed to tell his friends quickly……….